Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced eachother
Drew their swords and shot eachother
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came and killed the two dead boys...


Just thought you'd all like to know that


Oh - another piece of good advice:

Jene Jene made a machine
Joe Joe made it go
Art Art cut a fart
And blew the machine all apart


Oh and Hola mi amiga BroccoligoBOOM! Long time no talk!



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I heard the beginning to that poem and it went:

Ladies and jelly beans,
cowboys and tramps,
crosseyed mosquitos and bowlegged aunts,
I come before you to stand behind you,
and tell you a tale I know nothin about.

Will Dudley sang it at the ranch, that was hilarious!

Post edited by: BroccoligoBoom, at: 2005/10/06 02:25

There once was a Zendrum named Mike
Who fell off a Stick and broke the Theremin.

Thank you.

*applauds* Bravo! Smashing job! Inspiring!

Said a lark to the bark on a tree,
come along now and let us all flee,
Said the lark to the bark,
let us hark to the park,
For it's dark as far as I see!

How long have you had this "problem"?

You have no appreciation! I shall take my talents elsewhere! *turns and trips on banana peel*

Ambush! Take the children and save yourselves! I'll show you blaggards to ambush me! C'mon, c'mon, put 'em up ye cullies!

*dances about for a moment*



No really, I am sane......*deep thought* No wait, no I'm not..nope....